MARK'S GOO-GOO EYES FOR PAGES

Of course you've read of Foleys hitting
on young boys. It seems it wasn't much
of a secret, fact is it was better known
than coco-cola. Mark's in rehab drying
out from alcoholism. Question: what
has alcoholism to do with pedophilia?

The classic republican re-action to
Mark's shame was proffered by Mr.
Shit Hume, T.V. anchor for the un-
fair & un-balanced Fox Evening News,
when he stridently attempted to dull
Foley's errors by comparing his poss-
ible criminal activities to the consent-
ing adult activities of Bill Clinton and
Barney Frank.

Webster describes pedophilia as a sex-
ual PERVERSION in which children
are the sex objects. I invite Mr. Shit
Hume to tell us what exactly consent-
ing adult sex has to do with pedophilia.