REID'S LAND DEAL

Fox News anchor, Mr. Shit Hume has
pounced on minority leader, Harry,
Reid, following the lead of A.P. re-
porter, John Solomon, and radio
ranter, Rush Stinky Limbauger,
about a land deal in Nevada. Seems
Reid bought a parcel for 400k in his
own name, transfers it to an LLC
then after owning it for 6 years sells
it for 1.1 million. Considering the time
he had it and the almost country-wide
boom it wasn't an abnormal profit.

Listening to Stinky go orgasmic when
he was given a memo of it during his
daily talkathon it seemed Reid had
been caught in bed with a dead
woman or a young boy. Hume had
glee all over his kisser when he asked
those independent thinkers, Barnes
& Kondracke, for their opinions. The
conjecture & insinuations flew when
those three intellectuals got into it.
The first thing that came across (and
this goes for Stinky, also) was that
none of them knew what a limited
liability company was, but left no
doubt something kinky was afoot.

There are advantages an LLC offers
over sole ownership, partnerships,
corporations and tricky way the IRS
handles them. In recent years the
switch-over is a rather common pro-
cedure. Reid may have annoying
paper work problems, but bet they
have nothing to do with a land deal.

Incidently, this was the A.P. report-
er's third try to hang something on
Reid in the last eight months or so.
His nickname is "egg-on-face" Sol.