SURE, I BELIEVE IT, REALLY, really.

If it wasn't that he represented a serious sub-
ject, religion, Pastor Ted's mercurial flight
through fagotry and back would be knee slap-
ping funny.

Firstly the juicy scandal popped right around
last November's election when his male lover
blew the whistle on him. (no pun intended).
Many evangelicals blame Pastor Teddy for
allowing the Dems to grab control of Congress.

Secondly, Pastor Ted disappeared after the
charge, countercharge, admissions of the first
week. Many thought he was looking for the
Judas tree.

Thirdly, in January, 07, he surfaces and bent
on reforming, goes through a 3 week "cure"
of intensive psycho therapy and lo and behold
he is now 1oo% heterosexual.

Lastly, Pastor Ted's erstwhile "friend", an ad-
mitted gay man, said on t.v. that he never
heard of such a "cure". Such a spoilsport.

What adds to this joyous transubstantiation
is Pastor Ted's attitudee. He seems happy,
almost jaunty. -- -- --Can we wonder if -- -- --
well let's not go there. Let's just wish him
lots of luck.