PEOPLE WHO WASTE YOUR TIME

There are a few T.V. commentators and
print news reporters that are assholes.
They provide nothing, other than their
tiny minded blabberings.

My April choice for uniterrupted consis-
tency in assholedum is Tucker Carlson.
When Tucker asks a question (that any
dolt can answer without batting an eye-
lash) he never gives the guest a chance
answer. Rudely, crudely, he talks over a
reply, but basically says nothing of con-
sequence. That's not suprising as he
never utters an original or poignant
thought. The asshole should let his
asshole speak. Think back to the best
selling book The Naked Lunch and rem-
ember how wise that asshole was when
it spoke.

Tucker's old man is in charge of lavatory
hygiene at parent company NBC. No-one
wants his job so he is allowed a few de-
merits. Rumor has it, however, since he
proposed his asshole son to an hour long
wash the dishes break his demerit box is
full.

Did you catch Tucker on the Democratic
debate show the other night? It person-
ifies his qualifications for this award.
When he concluded his standard, stupid,
vacuous spiel and stood there staring into
the tube with an expression that screamed
"Help me, please" it was embarrassing.
He could have farted, belched, sang, did
a soft shoe dance with flailing arms, any-
thing but looking like he just wet his pants.

That episode cinched his award as Asshole
Of The Month for April,2007.