DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, KEEPING
THEIR EYES ON THE WRONG BALLS

Everyone knows Alberto Gonzalez and Paul
McNulty hate one another and Al is a weak
sister, but a grandiose liar. His super-gen-
tle and lovable staffer Monica Lewinsky,
oops sorry, Monica Badling, no, no, no, no.
Let's call her Monica Goodie-Two-Shoes to
keep this fair and balanced. Anyway, the
lady helped her old boss out after confirm-
ing he was a liar by telling the political
world Paul was also a liar. I think the term
she used were they made "inaccurate "
statements.They teach one to avoid a dirty
word like liar at tractable Regent Unversity.

By far the most damning admission of Two
Shoes appearance was her saying she "cr-
ossed the line" by taking her religious and
political views into consideration for car-
eer applicants. In so doing she set aside the
cherished checks and balances Franklin
and company embedded in our hides. Her
methodolgy of hiring (& I presume, firing)
abandons free thought and constructive
ideas while it brings strength to an imp-
erial presidency & unobstructured power
& cruelty to militarism. By selecting only
conservative, religious (sky-god brand)
thinkers to man the oars the executive
branch becomes malleable to its leader
and putty to its military.

Want to hear the best part? The Dept Of
Justice said they would investigate weth-
er Mz. Goodie Two Shoes did hire thata-
way. Alberto, Paul, Fellas Mz Goodie not
only admitted she hired as described
herein but that it was a mistake she
"regretted"

Geez Guys, get with it.The wars still on.