PUNDITS, SAVANTS AND FOX NEWS

Ever watch Fox News anchored by Brit Shit
Hume? Lots of souls do it for laughs and
two or three do it for the "news." A segment
called the Fox All Stars closes the nightly
feigned news hour. The All Stars consist of
Barnes, Kondracke and Krauthammer. Mz.
Liason appears regularly, but she cannot
be classified with the aforementioned trio.
She reasons. They gibber.

Mort Kondracke stumbles & bumbles thru
his dissertations with a finesse that makes
W seem coherent. Jolly Cholly Krautham-
mer was told somewhere along the way he
had a big brain. Jolly Cholly, they were kid-
ding you. You're a perennial bench warmer.

But Fred BeetleBrainBarnes is in a class by
himself in that he abuses the privilege of
being stupid. If it wasn't for the White
House emails, faxes and talking points
they send out this gink would be stuck
for a reply to "hello."

Two quick examples of recent gems
BeetleBrainBarnes are: "---no-one ever
heard of Al Qaida before 9-11." He
should have said HE never heard of Al
Qaida before 9-11.There are hundreds
of references to Bin Laden & his group
before 9-11, but BeetleBrain you must
read them. Looking at comic books
doesn't get it. And find the public li-
brary (they loan books) and read Dick
Clark's book "Against All Enemies." It
has many, many attributions to Al
Qaida & Osama in the Clinton years .

The other recent example of this pun-
dits brilliance is his description of
Senators Warner, Voinivich, Lugar
and Domenici as "a few weak Sena
tors". Calling those four men "weak"
indicates what a buffoon Beetle-
BrainBarnes truly is. Whether one
likes or dislikes them they cannot be
thrown into such a category. That is
unless you work for the Weakly
Standard where those kind of idiocies
are nutured.

In any event, it has been declared Fred
BeetleBrainBarnes is the asshole of the
month for July, '07. It may be a tweak
early, but he is such a consistent fool
no-one has even a remote chance of
outdoing him.