LAUGH OF THE WEEK DEPARTMENT

Fony Tony Blair, now a Peace envoy, is
going to Portugal for a meeting with the
Middle East "Quartet". Can you imagine
the gall of appointing Fony Tony as envoy
to an international peace conference? Do
you think The Dick Cheney had any input
in the selection? After all Fony Tony was
a The Dick Cheney crime family lap dog
for over 5 years.

Fony Tony's peace magic is going to be put
to use with Iran, Arabia, Palestine, Turkey
and, of course, the Kurds, Shiites & Sunnis.
All of whom know he is a Fony Tony. God
help us.

My biggest gripe with Fony Tony is the re-
diculous selling job that was foisted on us;
that he had the brain power to influence
dopiest, lyingist prexy in U.S. history. He
became a Mortimer Snerd for Bushs'
Charlie McCarthy. Edgar Bergen, of
course, was pulling all the strings and he
was played by the bubbley & effervescent
THE DICK CHENEY.