STOP THE PRESSES! NOW! STOP THEM!

In the country of Estonia the President of the
United States told the world last evening that
the violence in Iraq was "- - taking place be-
cause al Qaida is causing people to seek
reprisals."

It is easy to predict that every pundit in T.V.,
radio & newspaper & every soldier or ex
soldier in the real world will show shock &
awe in their comments on this statement.

Further, this analysis of the situation in
Iraq will solidify the extant notion that this
President is not only a thorough incompet-
ent, but that he is a terribly limited man who
does not have comprehension or reasoning
powers.

MALKIN/COULTER. WHAT A PAIR TO DRAW TO

In the 8 foreign countries blasted in good citizen
Malkin's column she mentioned torture, jail &
death in 7. In the 8th she does not name names,
but conclusively writes: "- - the cartoonists- - - -
are still hiding in fear of their lives." It wouldn't
take an MIT grad to get their monickers.

The only important allegation came in the last
paragraph when good citizen Malkin exploded
in a rant about America's "- -media elite journ-
alists- - ". No names were brought forth, but it
was quite heavy in accusations, but for some
reason, not explained, she ignores the names
of the scalawags.

Then realization set in: good citizen Malkin
went to the Powers That Be & reported the cul-
prits.That is what a good citizen would do & she
is a good citizen. After all she made a charge of
"leaking secret information" & "broadcasting
enemy propaganda" what else could she do?

Turns out she did nothing, because she had
nothing. Nasty words, no specificity, mean,
lying words with zero behind them but a
large amount of chutzpah. How can a good
citizen perform thusly?

Ann, Ann, where are you? Come back, Ann!

JACK ABRAMOFF, INFORMER

The Chief ordered a few words about King of the
Squealers, Jack Abramoff, as he is carted off to
yonder shithouse somewhere in the U.S.A. This
arrogant liar & cheater personifies everything
one can hate in a lawbreaker. He played his
clients for suckers, corrupted the corrupt, corr-
upted the occasionally corrupt & tempted the
uncorruptable until they succumbed to his
corruption. He gave his profession a worse
name than it already had &, boy, that's tough.

Now as he is deservedly in the can he is vomit-
ing out the names of everyone he ever knew &
claiming they aided & abetted his criminal act-
ivities. Rumor is afoot he blamed his grand-
father for a kinky takedown he pulled off
several years after the old man passed on.

Every penny he spent whether on food or 100,
000 golf outings or just plain old fashioned
cash were to further his nefarious schemes
and dreams.

Henceforth in all jottings on these pages he
shall be carded by his new jailhouse sobri-
quet: JACK THE RAT.

BILL O'REILLY, WRITER & PUNDIT, maybe.
Star Banner 11/17/06

It is indeed difficult to fathom how Billy found
himself classified as a writer worthy of a syndi-
cated column. It may be doubted that he him-
self writes the column, but it is inexcusable not
to have a competent ghost writer on hand who
can ease away from conventional myth and re-
frain from statements that scream of stupidity
and ignorance.

Couple of examples:
"There is no army in the world that can impose
democracy or any other kind of government on
an unwilling population". If Bill believes those
words then he must tell his diminishing, but
adoring, public why he has supported Bush's
war in Iraq. Originally, the reason for the pre-
emptive invasion was to defend the U.S. from
Sadam's WMD. When no WMD's were found
the reason was changed to we are bringing
democracy to that sovereign nation. Isn't it
excellent strange that Bill knowingly champ-
ions a cause verbally then writes a column
that takes a 100% divergent view? Maybe
just a ghost writers mistake. Certainly not
O'Reilly's, pride of the fair & balanced mob.

Bill Boy wrote (or maybe the ghost) "rem-
ember the Soviets brutalized Afghanistan,
-- -- --but could not make communism ac-
ceptable there". Very poor example. To
begin with the Soviet entry was not a pre-
emptive attack. They were asked to come
in by the communist ruler, Najabullah, to
assist in stopping an insurgency by the
Muhjadeen. It was a communist area,
Kabal, before the Soviets came in. That
it failed was due to our CIA furnishing
billions in arms & cash to the warlords
who controled the country (then & now)
outside the capital, but that's another
story.

Let's go back to "no army imposing its
way on an unwilling population"Alex-
ander & Caesar did it & only their un-
timely deaths prevented permanent
consolidation. More relevant, Bill
must research the prophet, Moham-
med. He did it and re-did it. Starting
with a tiny few he conquered & won
over as todays billion 100 million
Muslims will attest.

Let's forget this. A college couldn't
record O'Reilly's lifetime of bluf-
fing the public, but it wouldn't help
an iota, anyhow. The man has no
inkling of his limitations.

A RELIC OF THE NEO- CON DEBACLE ON
NOV. 7, 2006

Why does Fox news & anchor Brit Shit Hume have
Bill Kristol on their evening news show? Kristol
was one of the prime movers on the catastrophe
that is Iraq. He echoed in the Weakly Standard &
on TV the Bush, Cheney, Rummy lies about Iraq's
WMD, its armed forces capabilities, etc. etc. He
must have used Condi Mushroom Cloud's hyper-
bole about Saddam's WMD's coming to our cities
in the form of a "mushroom cloud" a dozen times.

Name one issue espoused by Kristol that has been
beneficial to our country. Name one prognostic-
ation he has made that has borne fruit. Why, how
does this pedantic pretender merit an appearance
with a panel of legitimate news analysts?

There's another reason having Kristol on was
stupid and wrong: In political America Nov. 7
sounded a death knell for Kristol & his gloomy
band of neo-cons. Mention Kristol, Perle, Feith,
Wolfie, et al., people literally get up and leave
the room, if not the party.

CONDI MUSHROOM CLOUD RE- SURFACES

Bad news. "That woman" is here again.

Old Mushroom Cloud has been mercifully quiet
before and after the election, but back she is &
still on "stay the course". In a post election inter-
view by Singapore pundit Derwin Pereira and
picked up by Truthout.org through Bill Mann
of A.P. poor Condi said: "The goals that took us
to Iraq remain absolutely steadfast, that is what
is important."

Pereira: "So you are saying U.S. will stay the
course?
Mushroom Cloud: "The U.S. will certainly
keep after the goals that took us to Iraq, be-
cause it is too important to our own security.
Iraq has to be successful for America to be
secure. And so we will maintain that course.

There's more, but all in the same neo-con
jingoism as above.

Prediction: The first public statement she
makes on Iraq after she arrives home will
totally ignore" stay the course" and will
stress co-operation with the Dems & with
Iraqs' neighbors.

Couple of questions: Hasn't anyone told her or
hasn't it registered that Papa Bear and main
man Baker Bear have just booted Rummy
out & put in their own Def-Sec, Bob Gates?
Is it possible she doesn't know the neo-con
party is over for the now & maybe for the all?
Or is she really hip to what's happening and is
just exhibiting her ever present contempt for
the vote and wishes of the majority of the
American people?

Last question: How could Americans have
gone so wrong as to allow this foolish figure
to be our international representative, our
Secretary of State?

AN ANSWER TO ROBERT REICH'S "WHAT THE
DEMOCRATS SHOULD DO NOW."

One of the Spoiler's favorite ex-politicians (is it
possible to be an EX -politico) is Bob Reich, but
exception must be made to points espoused in a
Nov.9 blog on the web site of Common Dreams.
For the most part it was plausible & agreeable,
but oh, so compliant. What is vital is uncompli-
ance. Many Dems are willing to forego Bush im-
peachment procedings only because of the time
it will take from the House Judiciary committee,
but no Dem wants to put the quietus on Rangel,
Waxman, Conyers or Frank with their joyous
subpoena powers.

Reich wrote: "there is no point in digging up more
dirt." "----the public & the media are suffering
from outrage fatigue" and "---the public is sick of
mudslinging."

Answers: 1- "there is no point etc" Robert, the point
of subpoena power & investigations is to write or
correct laws so that misfeasance or whatever does
not re-occur. Also to provide oversight which has
been totally missing under the Bush corruption &
cover up years. 2-"The public and the media------
outrage fatigue" The first re-action is that it is too
goddam bad about the media. They did precious
little oversight nor did they help our cause during
our out years. On second thought, that statement is
out of touch with reality. The media thrives on po-
litical outrage. It sells papers, it's easy to write
about, it can be a filler or a feature, it is a story for
free, it is real, it's happening, it's alive and it takes
the public away from the same crap they are stuck
with day in & day out. 3- "-----mud slinging". Bob,
when Henry Waxman, John Conyers start an in-
vestigation you can go to the window and bet it will
not feature mud slinging. It will be fact slinging.
Heaven knows we need some facts after 6 years of
lies & cover ups.

Bob, you know billions & billions of our taxpayers
money's are missing and completely unaccounted
for. Was it lost, stolen, given away, what?? Do you
know no-one is even trying to determine where it
went? Hasn't this administration caused enough
heartache with their lying & chicanery? And look
at Iraq with their destroyed infrastructure, very
little water, very little electricity and perhaps as
many as half million dead or wounded and a civil
war raging every day because of us. Look at our
side. 50,000 of our young people killed & maimed
mentally & physically, families broken up, on & on.
Billions that Americans paid into their gov-
ernment are missing. Think about it, Robbie, there
are men & women who can account for this debacle.
Shouldn't we at least try to find them?

POST ELECTION THOUGHTS ON EL RUSHBO
STINKY LIMBAUGER & STEM CELLS

Doctor Bazorki informs anyone who'll listen that
1.5 million Americans have Parkinsons, 4.5 mill-
ion have Alzheimers, 20 million have diabetes.
He didn't have figs on Amyotrophic Lateral Scler-
osis (Lou Gehrig), spinal injuries or several others
that scientists & doctors feel should be researched
with embryo stem cells.

That is the logical next step after prelimniary
studies have shown potential relief from these
dreaded ailments. Don't we all want to know if
the research can prove negative or positive? No-
one wants the victims of these horrific sicknesses
thinking politics and God conspired to keep a
cure from them. If the research proves bene-
ficial we can all debate the religiosity barrier
at that time. Remember knowledge brings
understanding and understanding brings com-
promise, so let's find out if embryo stem cell
research is worth the hullabaloo it's causin
After hearing these numbers & learning details
of these frightening diseases the picture of
Stinky mocking Michael J. Fox, a Parkinson
victim, flashed to mind. Stinky said, among
other things, that Mike was "acting." When
T.V. picked up the scene it shocked the viewers
as he jeeringly went through arm flailing,
shoulder swinging, head swaying aping Fox
and his travails. Stinky said Fox was "shilling
for a democratic politician." He kept up that
rant for a week.

What kind of a person would say or do such
things? Maybe an obese, uncomely ranter who
gushes poison every day. Maybe a dope fiend
who lied & covered up his doctor shopping to
procure his dope. Maybe a blusterer who dis-
torts everything he verbalizes or maybe just a
stinky pig man who has no heart for life's
tragedies & lives unhappily by himself, of
himself and for himself.

(Spoiler blogged on 10/26 the Dems should
thank Stinky for guaranteeing a Nov. 7 win.
Senator-elect McCaskill said Stinky "put us on
the map" and caused a flood of much needed
donations to her campaign. For Mike Fox, the
Senator elect & myself we not so humbly
thank you.)

ELECTION, 11/7/2006

The Chief wanted to know why naught has been
written in these blogs re Tuesday's voting. The
reason: every half-assed pundit on every half-
assed talk show in every half-assed newspaper
are pouring out their half-assed opinions and
they all depend on the polls. Rarely does one
deviate from conventional prognostications
either because they are such blanks or their
gonads are the size of a pea. The Dems are
living in fear the Repugs will take the ballots
and machines home with them when the polls
close and slide them back early Wednesday
morning. The Repugs are floundering, talking
shit, praying Karl Rove has the Diebold key
to those ghastly machines.
A few predictions are in order, but first a re-
peat of one posted here last week. If the Dems
do not capture one of the houses of Congress
we can kiss the Republic goodbye and say hello
to a fascist dictatorship. Plus, forget about the
2008 presidential election. It will be"postponed"

The biggest Repug to bite the electoral dust will
be Ricky Santorum. He's been around a long
time, is in the Repug leadership and gets plenty
of T.V. time. He had a gushy piece writen by neo-
con pundit, David Brooks that made Ricky sound
like the 2nd coming of you know who. Truth be
told Santorum is not known for his legislative
skills nor his brainpower nor his popular-
ity nor his chieftainshp. Mostly he just hung out.

Win or lose George Allen is cooked in-so-far as
his presidential bid in 2008. One thing that must
be asked: wasn't there one pundit that recognized
Allen was a klutz? If there was, he/she must be
writing or speaking in moon talk because no one
on this planet heard or read it. Allen makes Bush
sound like a summa cum laude from M.I.T.
Other Senate losers: Ford, DeWine, Talent, Kean
and one who deserves to be shipped naked to
Anbar Province, Conrad Burns.

The House will go to the Dems and the Pelosi,
Conyers, Obey, Frank, Waxman, Rangel and a
few others will not waste time, money and effort
on any impeachment crap. They will, however,
raise hell with their new subpoena power. These
and other Dems will go into history as the
Congress that preserved our Republic.

A note to Demo leadership: do everything you
can to preserve accountability and prevent the
shredding of Repub corruption in the period
between election day and the swearing in
in January.

WATTA TROIKA! BUSH, NEO-CONS, & LASSIE

Did you read the Administration posted on a gov-
ernment web site that it has taken a fresh attitude
towards Americanizing outer space? Key declar-
ation in the notice is that the U.S. has let it be
known it will oppose a treaty to ban military
weaponry from outer space. Not only will we
oppose the treaty, we shall oppose any pre-
negotiation on a proposal for such a treaty.

This Administration & its neo-con schemers
have thrown ace/deuce on every contrivance
they've touched. It is a sign of bad times afoot
when we have a president, who has been a flop
in virtually all endeavors of his life, listening to
a group of shysters & sneaks whose loyalties
lie far away from our continental shores. Now
they have found something new. They can train
their minions to play their version of King-of-
the-Hill in space suits.

SJ says he wouldn't let them train Lassie to
bark.

810,000 JOBS? SO IS YOUR AUNT TILLIE

It is sickening to hear Republicans bragging
about the 7 million jobs they've created in the
past 6 years. That 7 mill includes a revision for
the March of 2004 to April of 2005 figures. They
revised it by adding 810,000 jobs.

To give you an idea of the absurdity of that figure
we only need look at the Clinton revisions in this
category for his entire 8 years. It didn't come to
810,000.

Most professional people smiled & shook their
heads. Verbally their re-action ranged from
"impossible" to "ridiculous" to "why would you
expect a truthful revision to come from this
band of hyperbolic misfits?"