RUMMY TO PRESS: "BACK OFF!" 10/26/06

The news conference held by Rumsfeld,10/26 was
was the most blatant & pernicious threat to free
opinion & press freedom in the 6 years of this ad-
ministrations whittling away at all our rights.
Want American Heritage Dictionary's meaning of
fascism? Here tis: "A philosophy or system of gov-
ernment that advocates or excercises a dictator-
ship of the extreme right, typically through the
merging of state and business leadership together
with an ideology of belligerent nationalism."
Hello, hello children, does that ring a bell?

Is there a person in the world, who can read, write
see or hear, believe Exxon can show a profit of 36
billion last year and go to even higher figures this
year without the complicity and collusion of this
administration. Not only Exxon, but the entire oil
industry are showing record profits. So, too, are
the pharmaceuticals, the insurance, agra biz,
energy, communications & on & on & on. But the
workers on the lower end haven't gotten a raise of
the minimum wage in nearly a decade. No less an
authority than the investment house Goldman
Sachs issued a report this year which noted "The
most important contributor to higher profit mar-
gins over the past 5 years has been a decline in
labors share of the national income." Goldman
Sacks, people, Goldman Sacks, one of their own.

Boys and girls, there may be a solution. Get to the
voting booth and ignore any repub on the ticket
for you may never get another chance. Here is a
prediction from the Spoiler: If the Republicans
keep control of Congress on November 7 consti-
tutional governance will not exist in 2008

Know how they'll do it? They will "postpone" the
2008 presidential election on the pretext of a
"Natonal Imminent Crisis" (think Saddam and
his WMD's he was going to use on us. Only one
thing happened-they didn't exist) Once they post-
pone the voting, you think they'll let us back in? Or
even less plausible, do you think the Republican
congressmen would even think of stopping them?

Maybe Rummy did a good thing by showing
the country his ignorance & arrogance about our
freedoms, but you can bet your ass he didn't do it
because it was a good thing.

COCKBURN, THE NATION, FOLEY

Alex Cockburn, 10/23/06 brings out the
lighter side of political sex scandals in
above dated column. He mentions the
premier dalliance of all time where the
righteous Repubs of the congress had
Pres. Clinton impeached for having con-
senting sex with an adult and trying to
cover it up. The Ken Starr, zoftic Monica
& Bill to-do had half the country on the
edge of their couches awaiting the next
revelations. Special Counselor Starr's
extravagant graphics and his fascination
with the closet activities of Billy and the
cherub had many wondering what Starr
was all about. One joyful effect of this
brush of history was it made lifelong
ogres of Chertoff, Coulter and others.

Alex tells about Jocelyn Elders, the
country's first female top doc who was
fired for giving a thoughtful, but
bureaucratic answer to a question
about masterbation. She neither con-
doned or condemned it. The holier-
than-thou crowd went ape with the
old reprobate, Henry (Jekyll) Hyde
at the top of the tree. Clinton, the
great poll reader, fired her forth-with.
Doctor Elders is a smart, thinking
black lady. Bill assured hypocrisy
would be the order of the day con-
cerning sex in his administration.
After that his enemies just bided
their time.

In an aside a favorite playing around
fact came to light around impeach-
ment time. Hyde, revered pietist
and family person, sired an out of
wedlock child in his 42nd year.
When confronted he admitted it &
said it was a "youthful indescretion".
Again he was 42, married, children.
The sanctimonious old phoney re-
fused to discuss it after the admiss-
ion and the vaunted "liberal" press
gave the ultra conservative a pass on
the story. Hyde easily won re-election
and played his hallow card and cap-
tained the vote to impeach Clinton.
Moral: Don't cover it up, chances are
it will go away. Sorta, kinda what Foley
is doing now.

The Foley sit-com was known to every
one in D.C. that can see or hear. Foley
took the fall, but the brainless Repubs
started blaming each other for not
putting the brakes on Mark earlier.
Finally they called the whitewasher
brigade to cool things out with an
investigation. But you can bet the Dems
will have this in the wings waiting for
its cue. Cockburn comes with a knee
slapper when he labels Foley's abuse
by a priest, alcoholism and mental
illness a trifecta. He turns mindful,
however, about labeling Foley a hyp-
ocrite for inserting strong language
into the Child Protection Safety Act.

Alex's article was fun about games,
but his last two sentences brings one
back to reality that a government in
trouble will resort to world dangers to
hold power. The Repubs are in free
fall and this failed bonehead admin-
istration with their failed neo-con
advisors are capable of anything.

STINKY & THE MIKE FOX AD

The Democrat Party should get on its
knees & thank God for El Rushbo
Stinky Limbauger. Whatever chance
the Repubs had of stopping the Dems
Big Mo in November went the way of
all flesh with Stinky's assinine verbal
assault and his physical mocking of
Michael J.Fox who is suffering from
Parkinsons disease.

Stinky made newspapers, radio, T.V.
& the blogosphere light up with his
vile, thoughtless & uncompromising
rant the past 4 days on Mike Fox.
The main thrust on day 4 has Stinky
squiggling to prove he did nothing
wrong while he was playing Holmes
to the left wing's Moriarty. It is no
accident that Stinky connects to
Holmes.

The pleasantries that have accrued
thanks to Stinky are many, but time
& space allow just a few:
1- It illuminates Limbauger's ignor-
ance of the disease and has awak-
ened many of his cult to wonder
where is the vaunted intelligence
"on loan from God" that he brags
about daily.
2- Every person with a debilitating
disease (Parkinson, Alzheimer, etc.)
and their families & friends will toss
their Repub votes in a dumpster on
the way to the polling booths.
3- It personifies the lack of probing
& understanding that leads to the
rank incompetance the Repubs have
shown in Iraq, foreign policy, New
Orleans, Afghanistan, etc. etc.
4- The American people certainly
prefer their money be spent on
embryo stem cell research that
offers hope than on a civil war in
Iraq that offers only more tragedy.

Stinky Limbauger, in insuring a
Demo victory on November 7,
has finally accomplished some-
thing worthwhile, but certainly
not because he thought it was
worthwhile.

V.P. CHENEY & RUSH STINKY LIMBAUGER

The key line in the interview of V.P. by
Stinky is the question of how the Iraqi
government is doing in that war torn
land. V.P. opined: "If you look at the
overall situation they are doing remark-
able well."

A news junkie was so upset by that re-
tort, he fetched pen & pad, went to a
mall to ask questions about those words
& write down each reply. He explained
the question & asked what they thought
of the answer. Approximately 50 folks
were approached, 21 gave printable ans-
wers, 10 said it was a trick question and
wouldn't give an answer, the balance
gave unprintable stuff. Not one agreed,
in any way,with the reply of V.P. ,
particularly the unprintables.

Here are the 21 comments to the V.P.
6 said V. P. didn't or wouln't say that.
3 said "stay the course", but disagreed.
5 said he should see an eye/ear doctor.
3 Stinky regs said it mortified Stinky.
2 said we have abandoned God & truth.
1 said V.P.'s consistent, always wrong.
1 said V. P. stands for Veritable Poison.

Hmmmm. Veritable Poison Cheney.
Has a certain rap to it, doesn't it?

WHY 1/2 MILLION CLUSTER BOMBS ?

A cluster bomb is roughly the size of a
light bulb. When dropped from a plane
they are protected fr0m immediate ex-
plosion. Within a set time (1 day, 3, 5,
7, whatever) they can explode at the
slightest handling, usually killing woman
& children, but any handler will do.

Israel, after destroying Lebanon infra-
structure, food & water supplies, air and
sea ports, bridges, roads, homes, kill-
ing thousands, etc., dropped a million
cluster bombs on Lebanon's largest
cities in the last 3 days of that useless
conflict. So the destruction and killings
go on and on and on.

Incidently, Israel knew, as the whole
world knew, the cease fire was 72
hours away.

Newspapers say there are only 1/2
million now in Lebanon. Sounds like
the guy who claimed if he didn't have
bad luck he wouldn't have any luck
at all.

Why did Israel drop those damn things?

A friend called the Anti Defamation
League and 2 other organizations lea-
ving name, number and purpose of
the call. No return calls.

The purpose of the calls was to ask
WHY?

BROOKS AND HALF A STORY

Have to send out a brief word on David
Brooks, Times columnist, T.V.panelist
& alleged pundit, latest sweetheart of
the right wing philosophy. Many avoid
reading Davey since one is usually in a
mood to cancel their subscriptions
after merely scanning his pedantic
tripe. Will only comment on his latest
article headlined "a prequel of politics
yet to come" since it personifies his
duplicitous screeds.

It concerns the senatorial race between
DeWine (R) and Brown (D). Brooks
makes it out to be the most vital race in
this election. Such nonsense. But the
main fault with the analysis of the race
is his not mentioning the state of the
republican party which is in a moribund
condition. He never mentions Taft,
Blackwell, Schmitt and half dozen other
embarressments who have disgusted the
party beyond repair for this November
election,(The Dems could have run Mike
Tyson in Ohio this year and he would
have been a factor) Why would David
ignore that fact? Take here is that this
is vintage Brooks telling half the story
and slip sliding away from key facts
that are detrimental to the neo-con
agenda. This is an irreversable method
of operation for Davey Boy and his
Weakly Standard puppeteers.

REID'S LAND DEAL

Fox News anchor, Mr. Shit Hume has
pounced on minority leader, Harry,
Reid, following the lead of A.P. re-
porter, John Solomon, and radio
ranter, Rush Stinky Limbauger,
about a land deal in Nevada. Seems
Reid bought a parcel for 400k in his
own name, transfers it to an LLC
then after owning it for 6 years sells
it for 1.1 million. Considering the time
he had it and the almost country-wide
boom it wasn't an abnormal profit.

Listening to Stinky go orgasmic when
he was given a memo of it during his
daily talkathon it seemed Reid had
been caught in bed with a dead
woman or a young boy. Hume had
glee all over his kisser when he asked
those independent thinkers, Barnes
& Kondracke, for their opinions. The
conjecture & insinuations flew when
those three intellectuals got into it.
The first thing that came across (and
this goes for Stinky, also) was that
none of them knew what a limited
liability company was, but left no
doubt something kinky was afoot.

There are advantages an LLC offers
over sole ownership, partnerships,
corporations and tricky way the IRS
handles them. In recent years the
switch-over is a rather common pro-
cedure. Reid may have annoying
paper work problems, but bet they
have nothing to do with a land deal.

Incidently, this was the A.P. report-
er's third try to hang something on
Reid in the last eight months or so.
His nickname is "egg-on-face" Sol.

RUSHER'S PELOSI PLAN

William Rusher, columnist for N.E.A. &
a distinguished fellow at the Claremont
Institute has writtten much that has
shaken heads and rolled eyes, but in his
October 4 article the word wierd comes
to mind. It tells of a plan that the min-
ority leader of the House, Nancy Pelosi,
has for getting out of Iraq. He berates
her up one side and down the other.
Suddenly he comes clean and admits
it isn't really Pelosi's plan. He made it
all up and apologizes to the readers
for misleading them.

THEN he scrawls the rest of the column
cutting her a new ass for a plan that
never was.

I admit I need help on this one.

LIEBOVICH THE HUMORIST

Mark Liebovich wrote in the Times that
Eddie Edwards bragged the only way he
could lose an up-coming election was to
be caught in bed with a dead woman or
a young boy. It was a popular gag line
in the 195o's and was credited to the
old Kingfish himself, Huey Long. Ed
wards and Long were colorful, but
troubled governors of Louisiana.

Whoever originated the creative scene
the saying depicts, it is significant Mark
Foley paid little attention to its
poignant wisdom.

MADAME SECRETARY:

The new Woodward book tells of
the Director of the CIA and agent
Black visiting (by appointment) Ms
Mushroom Cloud and discussing
the airplane-into-building scen-
ario. Condi Baby was head of the
NSA at the time, but when asked
last week said she did not remem-
ber the meeting.

Questions: Would you remember
such a visit? Wouldn't her appoin-
tments aide have a record of such
a visit? Even if you disbelieved the
Director wouldn't the sheer imp-
lausibility register permanently in
one's grey matter? Queries abound,
but as noted she probably would
duck them anyway.

Note: After half the book-readers
in America read the Woodward
tome, our State Secretary
recalled the meet. I have yet to
read a word in the "liberal" press
or hear a word from our T.V.
"pundits" about our Secretary
not remembering the most important
information of her pre 9/11 tenure
at the National Security Admin.

MARK'S GOO-GOO EYES FOR PAGES

Of course you've read of Foleys hitting
on young boys. It seems it wasn't much
of a secret, fact is it was better known
than coco-cola. Mark's in rehab drying
out from alcoholism. Question: what
has alcoholism to do with pedophilia?

The classic republican re-action to
Mark's shame was proffered by Mr.
Shit Hume, T.V. anchor for the un-
fair & un-balanced Fox Evening News,
when he stridently attempted to dull
Foley's errors by comparing his poss-
ible criminal activities to the consent-
ing adult activities of Bill Clinton and
Barney Frank.

Webster describes pedophilia as a sex-
ual PERVERSION in which children
are the sex objects. I invite Mr. Shit
Hume to tell us what exactly consent-
ing adult sex has to do with pedophilia.

NOTES ON CONDI MUSHROOM CLOUD

Did you notice how she never answers a
question? No matter how clear and
concise the query may be, no matter
if the answer calls for a yes or no, or
a lengthy discussion, you will not get
a direct retort.

That some wag cracked is one reason
this administration loves her.

RE: STAR PARKER'S MISSIVE ON DEMS

The Foley blitz has brought out odd connections and tales from the nations politicians and pundits. Hastert blames Soros, but provides zero evidence. Benny Hill Gingrich castigated the Dems for poping the scandal at a "despicable" point in time which is just more Benny Hill hyperbole ignoring the fact that the reporter, Brian Ross, who broke the story, admittted he got it from the Repubs.

Back to Ms. Parker writing the mother of all blame games about the Foley mess.

Her explanation of the scandal entailed sexual promiscuity before marriage, the entertainment industry, under-age sex in high school,

states that approve abortion, "palpitating" Nancy Pelosi, Bill Cinton, "supposed" Democratic party outrage that is "simply a stage show to provoke voters".

Mark Foley is peripherally mentioned once in paragraph 2 which is about "liberal Democrats" being responsible for this "state of affairs".

Putting aside Ms.Parker's puerile, irrelevant gibberish, her scatter-gunned brief has a fatal flaw that relegates it to the nearest fireplace.
She completely ignores the pages in this wicked disgrace. Are their concerns totally insignificant to Ms. Parker that they do not merit a sentence in her diversionary polemic? Didn't it cross her threshold that the youngters involved, and not involved,

may be having, among other feelings, anxious moments about coming forward with info or just burying the sleezy affair?

And wouldn't it have been obvious to consider their parents for a line?

I had a friend read Ms. Parker's words and he asked me to pass on this advice to her: Try very hard to keep your day job.

Did-Mark-Leave-His-Mark?

What is more than somewhat shocking is
the lack of concern for the Pages, past and
present, by the pillaging pols. These young
people may have disturbing memories and
are in a quandry as to their next move:
should they come forward with what they
know or back away and try to bury the
sleeze.

And what are the telly and radio gasbags
harping on? They are ranting to protect
the culprits who knew about Foley's urges
and did nothing but cover them up.

They should be lobbying to provide pri-
vate aid and counsel to these youthful
Americans and their families. No
gorilla tactics, no threats, no cajolery,
just soothing truth.

And Foley. Forget Foley. At this point in
time, the cops and FBI are on that phase
and Foley is not a danger to anyone now.
Never fear, the prosecuters will have their
15 minutes in the sun and Foley will get
his just deserts. ( trouble is he may like
the smorgasbord ).

But, seriously, this the time for truth
and co-operation and understanding
among the boys, their families and
the truthseekers.