APPLES AND ORANGES

Cliff May wrote an article in our local
paper (Apr.28,Star Banner, Bias or Fear)
that had all his usual obligatory requisites
for kissing the Israeli governments ass.
He claimed Israel is the most free and
democratic country in the Middle East.
This is merely another case of "Israel
Can Never Be Wrong Brigade". No mat-
ter how teensy weensy a slight of Israel
may be, it must not go unchallenged. It
was hard to believe Lap Dog Clifford
tossing a written fit over a group of
Brits giving up on Israeli honeydews.

Cliff Baby starts off berating Britian's
National Union Of Journalists for say-
ing no to the imports of Israeli fruits.
Then our scribe races,without taking
a deep breath, to the fact that no sanc-
tions have been called for by the NUJ
against Syria and Russia who "regu-
larly murder their critics" (swear to
God, that is what Cliffie wrote). Need-
less to say, Cliff doesn't explain what
the Syrian and Russian allegations of
murder have to do with Israel's lemon
crop.

This is a lengthy column by May and
SJ says he wants it all rebutted. He has
reached out to the NUJ and when we
get their version we shall print it with
comments on the balance of Mr, May's
pearls of wisdom. Look for more soon.

PEOPLE WHO WASTE YOUR TIME

There are a few T.V. commentators and
print news reporters that are assholes.
They provide nothing, other than their
tiny minded blabberings.

My April choice for uniterrupted consis-
tency in assholedum is Tucker Carlson.
When Tucker asks a question (that any
dolt can answer without batting an eye-
lash) he never gives the guest a chance
answer. Rudely, crudely, he talks over a
reply, but basically says nothing of con-
sequence. That's not suprising as he
never utters an original or poignant
thought. The asshole should let his
asshole speak. Think back to the best
selling book The Naked Lunch and rem-
ember how wise that asshole was when
it spoke.

Tucker's old man is in charge of lavatory
hygiene at parent company NBC. No-one
wants his job so he is allowed a few de-
merits. Rumor has it, however, since he
proposed his asshole son to an hour long
wash the dishes break his demerit box is
full.

Did you catch Tucker on the Democratic
debate show the other night? It person-
ifies his qualifications for this award.
When he concluded his standard, stupid,
vacuous spiel and stood there staring into
the tube with an expression that screamed
"Help me, please" it was embarrassing.
He could have farted, belched, sang, did
a soft shoe dance with flailing arms, any-
thing but looking like he just wet his pants.

That episode cinched his award as Asshole
Of The Month for April,2007.

On Malevolent Michele Malkin

If nothing else Malevolent Michele creates
controversary with her non-thinking, non-
reasoned persuasions. Perfect example of
her galloping ignorance comes in the wake
of the Virginia Tech abomination. Our tw-
enty first century Calamity Jane solves
such future nightmares by advocating
every student on every campus be permit-
ted to carry a gun.

Reasoning does not reach her solution as
she totally misses the key element in the
equation: the assassin had a war weapon
that fired a million shots a minute- no aim-
ing necessary- just pull the trigger and a
kill a bunch. John Wayne and Gary Cooper
wouldn't have much chance against such
force. Neither would students in class, in
halls, in auditoriums, etc. even if they had
a gun.

Questions abound: Is Calamity Mal saying
students holster a gat similiar to the one
Cho blasted? Who is going to teach the
youngsters how to handle their guns safely,
how to clean their guns, how and where to
keep them at home and in school, will they
carry them to the basketball or volley ball
courts, the football field, the baseball dia-
mond.??????. Guess Calamity forgot how
the parents and the townspeople would
feel about the students swaggering out of
their favorite watering hole with their
guns at the ready

These are just of the few of the myriad of
questions as to the efficacy of Malevolent
Mal's deathly reasoning.
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George and Newt, Watta Pair To Draw To.

If you think President Bush is Mr. Mala-
prop, forget it. As Molly said he may tear
up the verbiage, but at least you knew
what point he was making even when he
had his syntax on the butchers block.

Most everyone is hip Newt is running
neck and neck with Rush Stinky Lim-
bauger for the ranting championship
of our land. The Pres. who was also in
race, and Stinky lost out today when
Gingrich added the gibberish trophy
to his laurels. Please go to John
Amato's report on Huffington Post
on 4/22 and read: "Newt Blames
Liberalism for the Va. Tech massacre"
Newt was interviewed by Geo. Steph-
enopoulas and if you can weave your
way through this foolish man's
prattle you'll come away believing
our country is in worse shape than
many of us thought.

When you finsh the essay and real-
ize this bozo was a college professor
(of history, no less), a congressman
from Georgia (that figures), Speaker
of the House and now has aspirations
for the presidency your eyes will roll
and your head will shake. What is even
more chilling is that a few (very few)
may even vote for him.

Please go to Huff Po and read Amato's
blog. Go now. Don't put it off. Print a
copy, send it to a friend. We have to let
the papers, the T.V. execs know that we
know the path this hypocritical and de-
ranged being is trying to take us.

It is no longer sufficient to say he is sooo
10 minutes ago. It is time to be warned
that Gingrich is a clear and present
danger to himself, his associates and his
country.

ATTY. GENERAL FOG, (FRIEND OF GEORGE)

The Chief is busy bossing a family move,
but sent a note suggesting a word about
Al Gonzalez, FOG, as he confusedly spoke
of his job, his associates, his boss, et al.
As a matter of fact, after he uttered "I do"
it was a dismaying performance of bum-
ble and stumble.

It moves one to wonder why anyone
could be bewildered by the ineptness
of a man who swathed himself in the
coattails of a person who is widely
considered as one who was born on
third base and thinks he hit a triple.

There is only one question to ask:
Knowing that the Dept. of Justice
has over 100,000 employees plus
at least a dozen vital agencies would
you have given the top job to this
close, long time Friend Of George??

BIG PAULY: GANGSTER OR LOVER?

Must comment on Big Pauly Wolfowitz and
his latest scam. Victims this time was the
long suffering Amercan taxpayer and the
bank itself. Just prior to his amorosa scam
coming to light Wolfie was on everyone's
shit list at the jug due to his deceptive man-
euverings. You know, leopard and his spots,
same old Big Pauly. His latest gambit was
to put a branch of World bank in Bagdad.
The city or country doesn't even have a
viable banking system.

Anyway, the Bushie neo-con crowd, when
they make headlines it is usually for money,
power, lying, covering-up, etc. Leave it to
Big Pauly, leader of that pack of wrongos,
to juice up this latest faux pas with sex.
Lover Boy sent the damsel to State Dept.
And made sure she was paid a higher sal-
ary that Secretary Condi Mushroom Cloud.
How could he do that? Here is where the
guileful mind of Big Pauly shines through:
He kept her on the bank's payroll which
alowed him to keep control of the fleecing.
Incidently, the raises Big Pauly lavished
on his paramour amounted to apx. 60 g's
a year. Peanuts when you figure her jocker
was the godfather of the World Bank.

The story is much more fun than anything
perpetrated by Brittany, Paris or Anna
Nicole. But then, Big Pauly, lover boy,
sex symbol? Oh my God!

HALF A TRILLION IS NOT ENOUGH

Togo West, Army Sec. and Veteran advisor
under Clinton, chaired a "review" of our
veteran out-patient facilities. (e.g. Walter
Reed). Conclusion: there are more Walter
Reeds in the Military Medical Corps. The
blame: Not enough money going to the
Pentagon.

Novel consequence, eh? When haven't we
seen or read the troubles within our army
can be bettered by more gelt? Well they
muscled their way to almost 1/2 trillion
now and that doesn't include the " sup-
plementals" foe Iraq and Afghanistan.How
much is enough for what Eisenhower told
us to be wary of: The Military Industrial
Complex. That's 1/2 trillion a year.

Perhaps we can get a Commander in Chief
who will tell the Pentagon to stop funding
the Star Wars project which doesn't work
and has eaten up hundreds of billions. Or
someone with active gonads can tell them
close a few hundred military basis around
the world. We have 600 or so outside the
the continental U.S. That may help keep
facilities habitable for our wounded.

Perish The Thought, Johnny
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On 4/3/07 The NYTimes published an art-
icle by Kirk Semple relating details of John
McCain's excursion to Iraq.

This is a difficult blog to write having had
such reverence for the Senator. When we
disagreed it was not possible to write or
publicly discuss those disagreements.
Having spent 5 years in wartime service
myself his 5 years as a POW was always
in front of me.


When candidate George Bush, a tainted
imitation of a man, fathered those viscous
untruths about a genuine hero it foretold
(if Bush won) that America was in for a
bad time. We were perplexed when John
embraced Bush's candidacy and then his
presidency.

When Bush's war turned out to be the
most damaging decision of a lifetime, with
Senator John championing it, his follow-
ers were left dumbfounded.


But When John embraced the "surge" this
year with its probability of war and occ-
upation for many years to come it struck a
fatal wound in many an old and new sold-
ier's loyalties to Senator John.

After reading Kirk Semple's report my
head bowed in shame and embarrass-
ment for this very tired soldier. His
Americanism has been superseded by
legacyism, powerism and McCainism.
His plots and actions betray reasoning,
but plots and action portray thoughts
of the mind.

Please, Senator John, abandon this
political race. You are unable to com-
pete mentally, physically or mercilessly
so you must comply with a man who
could not be your dog-robber in your
prime.